Normal?? What's that?
Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.

cuz we some classy mother fuckers.

Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them. You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the “sup” head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.


Have you ever had that moment, where you’re laying in bed and you couldn’t go to sleep because there’s that one person that’s running through your mind? You’re helplessly smiling, because your love for this person is just enough to make you happy. You reminisce all the moments with this person, even if it was just a text message. I bet you had someone in mind when you read this.

Have you ever had that moment, where you’re laying in bed and you couldn’t go to sleep because there’s that one person that’s running through your mind? You’re helplessly smiling, because your love for this person is just enough to make you happy. You reminisce all the moments with this person, even if it was just a text message. I bet you had someone in mind when you read this.

Is it friday yet???… No.. Ohh okay shoot me ….now :)

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kleona-s:

Hehe in my head the whole day :)

I love patterns

I love patterns

thecrazyfilipino:

I would do this, but I have no friends

Makes me wish i had friends.

thecrazyfilipino:

I would do this, but I have no friends

Makes me wish i had friends.

i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet